Unicorn tastes great, but it’s rough on the digestive system of mere mortals. | by Jessica Wildfire | Medium

The secret they didn’t want you to know: it wasn’t beef.

Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore

Jessica Wildfire

Jan 24, 2018·1 min read

Unicorn tastes great, but it’s rough on the digestive system of mere mortals.

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Jessica Wildfire

She’s the funny one. jessica.wildfire.writer@gmail.com

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