Unicorn tastes great, but it’s rough on the digestive system of mere mortals.

The secret they didn’t want you to know: it wasn’t beef.
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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
Jessica Wildfire
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Jan 24, 2018
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Unicorn tastes great, but it’s rough on the digestive system of mere mortals.
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Written by Jessica Wildfire128K Followers
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