The complete idiot’s guide to catcalling

Shouting vulgarities at cats has never gotten anyone laid.

Jessica Wildfire
5 min readJun 13, 2018

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Photo by Emre Gencer on Unsplash

A friend of mine used to tell girls they were gorgeous. He’d just walk up and say the words. Usually at hipster bars. Total strangers. It was okay, though. He was an artist. Or maybe it wasn’t okay.

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