Open in app
Jessica Wildfire
61K Followers
About

Sign in

61K Followers
About
Open in app
I Ate a $17 Slice of Avocado Toast and I Learned Something About Myself
3.8K
28

Sam Corey

Jessica Wildfire

Jessica Wildfire

Nov 6, 2017·1 min read

Reminds me of the time I paid $15 for a drink at a hotel and thought to myself, “What was I supposed to do, order the house liquor? Gross.”

Written by

Jessica Wildfire

She’s the funny one. jessica.wildfire.writer@gmail.com

More from Jessica Wildfire

She’s the funny one. jessica.wildfire.writer@gmail.com

More From Medium

The Democrats Won. We’re Glad. Please Don’t Blow It.

Jessica Wildfire in The Apeiron Blog

It’s Going to Take a Long Time to Recover from Donald Trump

Jessica Wildfire in An Injustice!

The Angriest Trump Supporter I Ever Knew Was a Sad, Lonely Young Man

Jessica Wildfire in An Injustice!

Donald Trump Just Became More Dangerous than Ever

Jessica Wildfire in An Injustice!

Anger Porn Is Getting Us Nowhere

Jessica Wildfire in An Injustice!

Impeachment Won’t Save Us From Wild Fascism

Jessica Wildfire in The Apeiron Blog

Donald Trump Isn’t Going Anywhere Anytime Soon

Jessica Wildfire in The Apeiron Blog

America Has Finally Lost Its Superpower Status

Jessica Wildfire in An Injustice!

About

Help

Legal

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store