Places I’ll Never Have Sex
Where you do it doesn’t matter.
5 min readFeb 5, 2019
Some 20-something told me a great story about banging on the Eiffel Tower. This girl gave me an intense 24-hour case of FOMO. That night, I lay awake regretting how I’d probably never top that. Just getting to the Eiffel Tower’s hard enough for most of us.
Then I wondered. Even if I had the opportunity, would I go through with it? Probably…
