Places I’ll Never Have Sex

Where you do it doesn’t matter.

I’ll never have sex on a yacht.

I’ll never have sex in the mountains.

I’ll never have sex on the beach.

I’ll never have sex on a plane.

I’ll never have sex in a palace.

I’ll never have sex in the shower.

I’ll never have sex on the Eiffel Tower.

I’ll never have sex against a wall.

I’ll never have sex in the ladies room.

I’ll never have sex on the dance floor.

I’ll never have sex in a barn.

I’ll never have sex in the backseat.

I’ll have sex in a bed.

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