Me at 9 am Wed: “Oh, God. This again?”

10 am: “I can do this.”

12 pm: “Ah, I love salmon.”

1 pm: “I hate my life! Why is everything so unfair?”

4 pm: “I’ve earned a mocha.”

4:30: “God, why is the line so long? These people didn’t earn mochas. Only I deserve a mocha right now.”

6 pm: “Is this mocha going to make me fat? I’d better go work out.”

8 pm: “Finally, a break.”

9 pm: “I’m such a rock star.”

And so on…

:)