Joe Biden is Bland. That’s His Job.

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Matt Smith

We wanted a boring president.

Maybe you remember all those chats we had this year about how desperate we were for a dull president.

Joe Biden knows you don’t feed the trolls.

The only way to deal with conspiracy theorists is to handle the pandemic and get people back to work.

We need someone who gets along.

Richard Nixon was the first person to use the phrase “the silent majority.” He was referring to everyone who has an opinion, but doesn’t engage in all the hot debates. There’s always a silent majority.

We’ve gotten used to hot heads.

Donald Trump won in 2016 because he shoots his mouth off. America loves bullies. We love hating them even more. We wanted to see what would happen if we put one in the presidency, and boy was it a disaster. While we were all fighting, the country fell apart.

Let’s shut up and enjoy the quiet.

We all laughed and cheered when Joe sighed at Trump during the debate and said, “Would you shut up, man?”

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