How to Lose Friends and Alienate Everyone Around You

1. Never say thanks for anything

2. Try to imitate your way to cool

3. Think you’re something special

4. Spew toxic positivity all the time

5. Turn your back on someone who needs help

You don’t have to be super likable

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She’s the funny one. jessica.wildfire.writer@gmail.com

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