How to Lose Friends and Alienate Everyone Around You

A lesson in the basics

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This one girl did me an unforgettable favor back in high school. “When we first met,” she said, “I couldn’t stand you.” Instead of sulking, I asked her why. Here’s what she said:

• You were so positive it made everyone want to puke
• You pretended to be in a good mood, even when you weren’t