Satire
How to Be a Haute Mess All The Time
A recipe for self-destruction
6 min readNov 27, 2019
Hey, you over there. Aren’t you tired of having your act together all the time? Don’t you roll your eyes at all those morning routine blogs and productivity listicles? Wouldn’t it be more fun to learn from someone who doesn’t have it together, and never gets anything done — but looks carefree (and so cute) while not…
