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Guys, stop sending pictures of your junk
Send us an unsolicited pic of yourself in a tux instead.
Lots of young studs just love sending snapshots of their jewels to unsuspecting women. Their reasons vary. Some think they stand a chance. Others get off on the thrill of grossing out girls.
Some guys even expose themselves to women on subways and take photos of their reactions. They jerk off to them later.
There’s no accounting for taste.
Here’s my main question. Do these guys spend as much time on their dick pics as girls do on their selfies?
Because I spend a helluva long time on a selfie. For one decent pic, I take fifty or sixty from different angles.
So if you’re a guy, do you take a hundred pics of your junk and swipe through your phone to find just the right one?
Have you ever tried snapchat filters on your junk?
Do you know what your junk looks like in sepia tone?
If not, are you even trying?
I mean, c’mon. A good selfie takes me an hour. But I’m just wasting my breath. Girls take ten times as long to get ready for a date. Makes sense we’d spend more time on selfies too— above or below the belt.
